Friday, June 15, 2012

you little bitch.

today was the worst day of my life.
so my mum comes home with a brownie right.
and shes like oh you can try some if you want.
i was going to take a bit...
but then i thought to myself.
last time i ate a brownie i almost died..
like legit.
i have an allergic reaction to a specific nut.. which i always thought was walnut.
BUT I WASNT 100% SURE.
and the brownie looked so tempting.
so i took the massivest risk of my life.
'nahh it cant be walnut, like come on, out of all the nuts they could have put in...'
and ate some. it was like a tiny bite :3
then after 30 seconds.
my throat was like burning like a hellhouse.
and it was itchy from the inside if that makes any sense, and i couldnt swallow shit.
AND THEN MY LIP STARTED TO SWELL UP ON ONE SIDE?
my body also started to itch like crazy.
my throat didnt die down.. it got worse, like a seriously fucked up sore throat.
stood at the sink for a while with like saliva running down my mouth.
gargled water at my throat 29347520394 times.
drank like 5 litres.
had a stomach ache that felt like period pain but more towards the upper torso.
its now 11.. and my throat is getting slightly getting better.
and im feeling very drowsy and groggy.

yeah so in conclusion guys. im allergic to walnuts. :(
and i am DEFINITELY NOT in the mood to do terry lee..
screw life.
fridays are sposed to be carefree.
sigh.